Spilt milk (2023)

Don't follow your dreams

Follow your dreams
It was written on the school’s wall
Follow your dreams
Once I read it on a billboard

I say it depends
If your dream is to slaughter dolphins
With your bare hands
If your dream is to get a crocodile
And train it to use forks
And then feed it your mother’s corpse

Then don’t follow your dreams
In fact turn yourself in
You’re a dangerous individual

Just be yourself
No matter what
You’re free to be and do
Whatever you want

I’d rather see the plan
If you’re gonna shave a baby panda
Just because you can
If you’re gonna hang your daughter
To the neck of a giraffe
For a laugh

Then don’t be yourself
In fact be someone else
You’re a dangerous individual

Don’t follow your dreams
Stop following your dreams
Stop following me

The extra mile

The extra mile
You say it when you talk about someone
Who would make the extra effort
What for?
‘Cause this is the point
What are we making an effort for?
What are we making any effort for?
A house, a relationship, a cause?
A job, a family, an item of furniture?

I’m not one to slack off
Unless I feel what I do has got no purpose
But even in that case
I will apply myself occasionally
But I’ve got to see the point
In what I’m putting my time into

I’ll run the extra mile
For something that’s worth
But what is something that’s worth?

They say less is more
But sometimes less is just less

What’s worth is getting less and less

Wildlife blues

As you can tell I’m fascinated by animals
Not even necessarily exotic ones
So I travelled the world
‘Cause I wanted to see them a lot
But when I’m around
They are not

So I got the wildlife blues
About the animals I wanna see
I got the wildlife blues
Or it has got me

Most of my friends have seen a chimpanzee
Not me
One day I saw a pig
It was big
Once I thought I’d seen a snake
It was fake

So I got the wildlife blues
About the animals I wanna see
I got the wildlife blues
Or it has got me

I am right and you are wrong

I’ve drawn a line on the floor
To divide what’s mine from yours
It’s on the floor I’ve drawn a line
To divide what’s yours from mine

I’ve been thinking all day long
I am right and you are wrong
We don’t need to get into a fight
‘Cause you are wrong and I am right

I am a bird
You’re a truck
The sound of your voice
That of an engine approaching
And like a pigeon on the road
Dodging a car at the last moment
I dodge your judgement

I’ve been thinking all day long
I am right and you are wrong
We don’t need to get into a fight
‘Cause you are wrong and I am right

I blow your nose

Of all the expressions of love
Holding hands is one of them
And a kiss is just a kiss
Is it just a kiss, though?
I don’t think so
It’s fluids that we exchange
With essentially a stranger
Ain’t that impressive?

Oh but your nose is really well done
Your nostrils are tunnels to the stars

I feel so close
I blow your nose
We can discuss that issue
But first pass that tissue

The pain is yours

The pain is yours
Keep it safe
The pain is yours
Give it a place
Let it cast a shadow on you
Let it build a darker room

The pain is yours
It sucks indeed
The pain is there
In your times of need

Let it pour from your face
It’ll wear out at its own pace
The pain is yours
Let it pass
The pain is yours
Nevertheless

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Catch the biggest fish in the ocean, then what? (2014)

Someone else's dog 

Love is a wonderful thing, it makes you do things you would never do.

Like loving someone else's dog, yeah, someone else's dog. 

Someone else’s dog, that’s what you love. 

Take my friend, he was supposed to come on holiday with us. 

He never did. He had to take care of his girlfriend's dog. 

So you start loving someone and you end up loving their dogs. 

Someone else’s dog, that’s what you love.

The fluff 

I’ve got a friend who makes some fluff from his bellybutton. 

I’ve got a friend,misterious fluff from his bellybutton. 

I’ve got a friend who makes his fluff from his belly-button. 

Where does it come from?

Sneezes are fun 

Sneezes are fun, they change your face. 

Sneezes are fun, they move you off your place. 

Sneezes are good, they can’t be misunderstood. 

Sneezes are nice, they take you by surprise. 

Well, I don’t like a priest and I don’t like a nun but sneezes are fun. 

Sneezes are great, you can do even eight. 

Sneezes are sweet, they even involve your teeth. 

Well, you don’t have to stay but you don’t need to run but sneezes are fun.

I am afraid of foxes 

I am afraid of foxes, they look cute but they are not. 

I am afraid of foxes, they could chop your fingers off. 

I see them walking down my house in the middle of the night. 

I am afraid of foxes, they look cute but they are not

The biggest fish (instrumental)

You, me, seagulls and the sea 

Some seagull stole my food, that put me in a really bad mood. 

I was lying on the beach, it came and stole my sandwich. 

So now it’s you, me, seagulls and the sea. 

That’s a nice bunch but where is my lunch?

So mother nature sent a bird and left my stomach's needs unheard. 

Some seagull stole my food. Fair enough, I've still got you. 

So now it’s you, me, seagulls and the sea. 

That’s a nice bunch but where is my lunch?

Natural disasters 

I’ve always been terrified by natural disasters. 

Hailstorms and hurricanes, tsunamis I fear. 

I’ve alwaysbeen petrified by big loads of water. 

The sea and the rivers are too deep for me. 

I’d rather experience an alien abduction than the wrath of a sudden volcanic eruption. 

I’ve always been terrified by natural disasters. 

They seem to have caused the end of the dinosaurs.

My friend got bitten by a donkey

My friend got bitten by a donkey. A donkey bit my friend. 

Then my friend took legal action against the donkey and the donkey went to jail. 

This happened in Spain a few years ago, the donkey just wouldn’t let go. 

My friend ended at the hospital, where they gave him anti-rabies jabs. 

All of the above story is true, except the bit where the donkey goes to jail ‘cause animals don’t really go to jail. 

Oh no, they don’t. Animals don’t go to jail

Seal song 

My favourite mammal is the seal. 

They eat tuna and shine, for real. 

Sweet eyes, thick skin, it’a all I’ve never been: a seal. 

Sometimes I feel like a seal. 

Not as shiny though, rather because I like tuna fish a lot. 

I wanna be a seal. 

Swimming in the sea-l.

Dying is easy 

Dying is natural. Dying is well. 

Dying is easy as much as it is hard to spell. 

Living is beautiful. Living is fast. 

Living’s enjoyable as long as it lasts. 

Dying is right, I’m telling you. 

Dying is natural, even plants do. 

Dying is easy.

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A minor intolerance (2012)

Concerning the overuse of ukulele in modern pop music

And now everybody's got a bloody ukulele.

The fluff 

I’ve got a friend who makes some fluff from his bellybutton. 

I’ve got a friend,misterious fluff from his bellybutton. 

I’ve got a friend who makes his fluff from his bellybutton.

My friend got bitten by a donkey

My friend got bitten by a donkey

A donkey bit my friend

Then my friend took legal action against the donkey

And the donkey went to jail.

A minor intolerance

Can you believe it?

I've got a minor intolerance to wheat

Which is a shame

'Cause I like wheat.

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Nasov (2010)

I blow your nose
I feel so close I blow your nose.

I am afraid of foxes
I am afraid of foxes 
They look cute but they are not 
I am afraid of foxes 
They could chop your fingers off 
I see them walking down my house 
In the middle of the night 
I am afraid of foxes 
They look cute but they are not 
I am afraid of foxes 
They look cute but they are not 
I am afraid of foxes 
They could chop your finger off 
I see them walking down my house 
In the middle of the night
I am afraid of foxes
They could chop your fingers off.

Onions make me cry
Onions make me cry 
Onions make me 
Onions make me cry 
I'm the sensitive type 
The type who's never right.

Someone else's dog
Love is a wonderful thing 
It makes you do things you would never do otherwise 
Like loving someone else's dog 
Yeah, someone else's dog 

Take my friend for example he was supposed to come on holidays with us 

He never came 
He had to take care of his girlfriend's dog 
So you start loving someone 
And you end up loving their dogs.

I am pretty (and I don't want to die)
I am pretty And I don't want to die.