Overwhelmed by the music business? Follow this table and find out what's the best way for you to listen to Nasov!

 

Your age

Recommended action

Place of action

Comments

80-100

Listen to better music

Anywhere

You deserve to die peacefully while not listening to Nasov

70-80

Ask someone to get you the record

Your sofa

Someone may help you but you need to use your own money

50-70

Buy the record

A shop

Good luck finding a music shop!

30-50

Right click and save

This website

You, romantic!

20-30

Click

Bandcamp/Soundcloud

No questions asked

10-20

Tap

Spotify

You will probably listen to 1/6 of the first song

5-10

Moan until you get it

Your parents' car

Are we there yet?

2-5

Cry while you chew on a wet piece of bread

Your mother's arms

"Say Nasov!" "Ta"

0-1

Drool

Yourself

Brrrrr llllll gghh